rene.schaefer

Apr 21

my-killz:

reneschaefer:

Tell your nasty men to eat better food.

Kiwi, watermelon and celery are all said to lighten the taste of semen, whereas coffee and beer are believed to heighten its bitterness. Dairy products are also frowned upon, as their high bacterial putrefaction levels can produce foul tastes. Incorporate some acidic fruits into your diet — plums, blueberries and cranberries are all believed to make semen taste sweet or sugary. Just your friendly neighborhood homo here with all your semen taste questions.

There you go

my-killz:

reneschaefer:

Tell your nasty men to eat better food.

Kiwi, watermelon and celery are all said to lighten the taste of semen, whereas coffee and beer are believed to heighten its bitterness. Dairy products are also frowned upon, as their high bacterial putrefaction levels can produce foul tastes. Incorporate some acidic fruits into your diet — plums, blueberries and cranberries are all believed to make semen taste sweet or sugary.

Just your friendly neighborhood homo here with all your semen taste questions.

There you go

(Source: thrvstinq)

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Tell your nasty men to eat better food.

Tell your nasty men to eat better food.

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Oh Disney channel.

Oh Disney channel.

(Source: decisivo, via cosbitch)

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katerinadeannika:

whitebeltwriter:

Reblog if you would watch a Disney movie with a homosexual protagonist.

Full-blown, love interest is the same gender, out and proud, homosexual protagonist.

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Maybe wait another 50 years

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